Saturday, April 23, 2011

USoM



What's under the label?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Cross-referencing.

Saw this on Facebook - and if you're familiar with Cincinnati, I'm setting up an old joke:

"Headed out tonight with the family to support a great local animal rescue. If you are in Cincinnati come join us at The Mound and drink (and eat) to a good cause...the Recycled Doggies Rescue."

I must still be 12, because wildly inappropriate "eat at the mound" jokes make me laugh on the inside.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Sure thing, Boss!

For posterity's sake, I'm posting this email I got from my boss.

In the past year, I've probably raised over $100k for the radio station. I've put together a state-wide golf outing on the same course where the LPGA championship will be held next year. I've represented his organization in court, found him free legal help, moved a studio, had a baby, and took over programming for six radio stations (above and beyond my normal two) without being compensated - after I found one of his former employees trying to dig up dirt on a major donor.

So, without further ado, here's the email that I received today from my ever considerate boss.


John,

Please contact this gentlemen. And then follow up with me. Also I need to start receiving those weekly reports. Bottom line is that the income for the station is way below where it needs to be. Being busy with no results is not acceptable. I expect the income of the stations to keep increasing. If this does not happen, then it may be necessary to find you another job in the organization. And without results your income is not going to increase and it would be tough to raise a family on your current income. Are the pledge drive dates set yet?

God Bless,

XXXXX

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

For Posterity's Sake

Quick post, so don't feel like you're overstaying your welcome.

News on all fronts:
- Baby due in 8 days.
- Two batches of beer fermenting.
- Getting fat.
- Music project picking up.
- Osita hit the top of Mt. Evans (14k +)
- Family came to CO.
- Baby due in 8 days.
- Bought used bicycle to make bus travel possible.
- Baby due in 8 days.
- Getting fatter.
- Avoiding most social media.
- Not playing enough video games or watching enough TV.
- Still have SDTV.
- Have converter box. Reception poor.
- Put foil on antenna. Can watch World Cup matches.
- Have seen only one World Cup match.
- Saw that Big Drowning Jesus burned.
- Been working photography in again.
- Enjoying Osita's haircut.
- Car on fritz, randomly stalling.
- New tires on car.
- Ready for new job.
- Not ready for new move. Not looking.
- Ohio in September.
- King Sooper's fried chicken.
- Baby not born, taking all space.
- Picking up 1990 Jaguar XJ-S V12 on Friday.
- Raffling off 1990 Jaguar XJ-S V12 in September.
- Note to self - call insurance agent about per diem/prorated daily insurance on said car.
- Baby still due in 8 days.
- Met engineer who remastered "Dark Side of the Moon" on SACD @ bar.
- Like people lots.
- Don't care much for people.
- Having a baby in like, a week.
- Totes fin.

Shit, I lost the link I was going to send you.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

All That Meat!

And no potatoes. :(



Go watch this on YouTube by clicking.


When you really think about it, this song is high-larious.

Disclaimer: I'm not saying or thinking a damn thing about anybody's physique as I post this. In fact, I hum the refrain in the shower. I sing it in the pantry. I tap out the rhythm with a spatula. Whatever. Just tell me if you agree - this song is all about the badonkadonk girls with no ta-tas.

LOOK OVER THERE!

Homebrew news update available by clicking anywhere you want.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Steam



I like how this is shaping up. It's the beginning of the Steam scene from AQUA. The concept is purgation of mental busyness and the contemplation of identity that can come from exposing yourself to the opportunity to do so.

Anyhow, check it out. It'll disappear in 30 days, so pardon the future broken link if you catch it before me.